if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
where am i from again
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
