Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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