all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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