Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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