so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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