Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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