BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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