scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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