I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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