So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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