omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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