Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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