you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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