I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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