oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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