oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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