it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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