i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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