how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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