omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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