I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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