I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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