oh god the rape fog is back!
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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