Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
