i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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