so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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