I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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