ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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