1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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