No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
