When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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