i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
My feet surprised me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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