well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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