Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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