I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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