dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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