somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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