Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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