did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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