THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
this beer tastes like vomit already
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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