We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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