Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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