6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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