Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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