So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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