3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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