I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
