did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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