Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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