But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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