Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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