none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My pussy is not your playground.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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