you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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