So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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