ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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